Wake up to the sound of my backyard neighbour's rooster crowing. (Yes I'm serious.)

Have a quick breakfast although it's nearly 11am. (This isn't brunch cos I still eat lunch fml.)

Mope around in my embarassing PJs and drag myself into the bathroom.

From here it forks into 2 options:

A)If my mum's home, I spend the whole day glaring at my Math homework hoping it'll catch fire with my stare.

B)If my mum isn't home, I turn on my laptop (ILY!) and hop onto Google Chrome (ILYTTM!)

Spend my life on SoEul fanfic websites and notalwaysright.com and this and that.

Then my mum comes home from wherever and once again, I perfect the art of

Closing the window.

Shutting down my laptop.

Yanking the internet wire out from my laptop.

Tripping over my charger as I yank it out of the socket.

Turning the modem off.

Silently screaming at my laptop to quit updating and shut down.

Run downstairs and proceed to Option A.

All in 30 seconds flat.

Spend the day with sinxcosx= 2 and "What makes Bottom both a laughable and lovable character?" and the very confused rooster.

It's still crowing.

Imagine a bowl of chicken soup.

Snap back into reality.

Be stupid with my sister.

Get a scolding from the 2nd floor and proceed back to homework.

Meals and blah.

Play the piano. (What?!)

If it's 3pm on a weekday now, it's time for the highlight of my day: 一支梅!!!

Nobody can touch me when Lee Junki flicks his hair. NOBODY.

Sneak a snack.

Go cycling around my lovely Jalan Margosa and get mosquito bites.

Play with my favourite dog on Earth who doesn't bark and is amazingly good-natured.

Watch him lick his a-hole then lick my hands.

Wash my hands.

Dinner.

TV.

Sleep and silently curse the rooster. It's still crowing.