Beautiful Disaster.

2011-09-03T17:12:00.000+08:00

awkward penguin

2011-06-17T12:20:00.004+08:00

FIRST.

Pledgecard omg FFFUUUU-

Though it's consoling that I'm not the only forgetful one. Though I may be the only one with absolutely no S'pore cash on me. Die!

SECOND.

I can't believe I put this as second but this list is in order of urgency.

My childhood. It's over.

And Voldemort needs to stop screaming like a girl every 3 seconds. He could at least try varying the pitch & stop making it sound like it's pre-recorded & played when needed. Or is it?

Speaking of which I just realised I missed Half-Blood Prince, whaaat.

THIRD.

Well, nothing actually. I'm pathetic so I'm stuck looking at pretty girls.

Did I say pretty girls? I meant pretty floral dresses.

Not that I can ever pull one off :(

Why this dress no girl! Kidding.

Must. Go. Get. A. Life.

Every country seems to have its own Susan Boyle.

I want him to win soooo bad. He looks as if he hasn't smiled for 22 years.

Oh great someone just tweeted about SWs I should get some done now kdamnbai.

what am I doing here

2011-03-16T04:05:00.003+08:00

The age of blogging is totally fading away as we get lazier and lazier and more concise. I wish we could go back to when having a blog was actually cool. And when people tagged each other for silly quizzes. And had cbox conversations. Now everything's just 140 characters.

I mean, I'm addicted to Twitter too. But the world could do with a little more appreciation for wordiness. And reading, actually reading, cos 140 characters doesn't take any brain work.

Speaking of which, dear spammers on my cbox: GO AWAY. Thank you for making me feel like people actually remember blogs nowadays, but seriously if you aren't human, you aren't anything.

I want to watch this over and over and over again.

Dear self, please sleep earlier. I think your brains have disintegrated and are flowing out your ears as you type.

pathos

2011-03-13T01:07:00.005+08:00

I hate hate hate hate the fact that every time I blog, it's at such an unearthly hour.

And I get why they call times like these 'unearthly'-it's honestly spooky though the room is brightly lit and the internet never sleeps. I swear I can hear the house breathing. And creaking. And making all those weird noises I really don't wanna ponder.

And I honestly detest the way something inside me aches when I watch a JYJ or HoMin perfomance. I'm not supposed to care. Yes I smile dreamily like every other fangirl, but 2 years down the road and I still can't bring myself to accept the emptiness on the stage.

I just wanna mash this

and this

together, and hopefully everything will be alright.

I'm hungry.

I always am.

stumbled upon

2011-02-26T15:38:00.000+08:00

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am in a thousand winds that blow,
I am the softly falling snow.
I am the gentle showers of rain,
I am the fields of ripening grain.
I am in the morning hush,
I am in the graceful rush
Of beautiful birds in circling flight,
I am the starshine of the night.
I am in the flowers that bloom,
I am in a quiet room.
I am in the birds that sing,
I am in each lovely thing.
Do not stand at my grave bereft
I am not there. I have not left.

Mary Elizabeth Frye, 1932

keep calm and have a cupcake

2010-12-17T00:20:00.004+08:00

I actually go to sleep waiting for breakfast. That's how much of a foodie I am.
And right now, I am positively STARVING.

Care to have a bite?

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Lol actually I'm filling up my Nom Noms picture folder (not my tummy) with food photos.

望梅止渴！

That, and blogging just so I can talk to myself.

Which I am done with.

?!

2010-11-28T15:10:00.003+08:00

This is how every one of my days goes:

Wake up to the sound of my backyard neighbour's rooster crowing. (Yes I'm serious.)

Have a quick breakfast although it's nearly 11am. (This isn't brunch cos I still eat lunch fml.)

Mope around in my embarassing PJs and drag myself into the bathroom.

From here it forks into 2 options:

A)If my mum's home, I spend the whole day glaring at my Math homework hoping it'll catch fire with my stare.

B)If my mum isn't home, I turn on my laptop (ILY!) and hop onto Google Chrome (ILYTTM!)

Spend my life on SoEul fanfic websites and notalwaysright.com and this and that.

Then my mum comes home from wherever and once again, I perfect the art of

Closing the window.

Shutting down my laptop.

Yanking the internet wire out from my laptop.

Tripping over my charger as I yank it out of the socket.

Turning the modem off.

Silently screaming at my laptop to quit updating and shut down.

Run downstairs and proceed to Option A.

All in 30 seconds flat.

Spend the day with sinxcosx= 2 and "What makes Bottom both a laughable and lovable character?" and the very confused rooster.

It's still crowing.

Imagine a bowl of chicken soup.

Snap back into reality.

Be stupid with my sister.

Get a scolding from the 2nd floor and proceed back to homework.

Meals and blah.

Play the piano. (What?!)

If it's 3pm on a weekday now, it's time for the highlight of my day: 一支梅!!!

Nobody can touch me when Lee Junki flicks his hair. NOBODY.

Sneak a snack.

Go cycling around my lovely Jalan Margosa and get mosquito bites.

Play with my favourite dog on Earth who doesn't bark and is amazingly good-natured.

Watch him lick his a-hole then lick my hands.

Wash my hands.

Dinner.

TV.

Sleep and silently curse the rooster. It's still crowing.

Trolololololohomeboy

2010-11-15T12:27:00.002+08:00

My brother got everyone singing along to this song:

And then this one:

But I've been watching this:

Sometimes I wonder what I do at home \m/

*I TOOK 30 SECONDS TO FIND THE \ KEY THIS IS HOW LONG I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM A COMPUTER.

The First Responder

2010-11-14T18:53:00.008+08:00

From: Single Dad Laughing (by Dan Pearce)

The Parable of the First Responder

Every time there is an accident, disaster, or medical emergency, somebody is always the first to show up. Whether it's the fire department, an EMT, or a police officer. This person is known as the first responder. It is their duty to begin providing medical assistance and to call proper emergency units to the scene.
Barry was one such police officer who happened upon the scene of a very fresh, but very serious car accident. He pulled up to the wrecked vehicles, and grabbed his police radio. He reported to the dispatcher that there had been an accident, and that he would report back after he'd surveyed the scene. He replaced the radio and exited his squad car.

Several passer-bys had already gathered. Witnesses approached him and started spelling out everything they had seen, who they believed to be at fault, and the general condition of those involved.

He headed toward the wreckage and stopped as the dispatcher came back on the radio asking if further assistance was needed. He looked at the overturned car closest to him. It certainly wasn't pretty. He looked at the people standing around him. They were watching his every move, ready for action, ready to offer assistance, some seemingly ready to pounce on him if he made a wrong move.

He went back to his car and radioed, "I'm going to see what everybody else thinks. I'll get back to you."

He stood listening to the conversations around him. From one woman he heard, If they don't get an ambulance here soon, that girl is going to die. From others, why is he just standing there? It was true, he needed to call for assistance. The people involved in the wreck were helpless. They were suffering. The situation was not going to better itself.

But then Barry heard an angry man shout, only an idiot would do anything to help these clowns. Let them get themselves out of this mess, they got themselves into it! Barry stopped, and waited for more chatter from the crowd to tell him that this man was wrong, but nothing happened. Nobody said anything. Those who had desperately been wanting to assist the victims only moments earlier were now silent, stepping back as if they were suddenly scared of something. More people were gathering now. More people were waiting to see how it would all play out.

Barry was desperate to call in for more emergency caregivers, but he was fearful that those standing around would disagree with his choices. He was scared that the masses would get behind the angry man and hate him for doing what he felt was necessary.

Meanwhile, the people in the cars were screaming, bleeding, crying, and desperate.

Hundreds were now gathered. As the crowds grew, the angry man walked up to the smoking jumble of metal and declared it all to be the most ridiculous thing he'd ever seen. What kind of idiot would get themselves into this mess? he demanded of those within earshot.And, nobody did anything. Nobody said anything.

Barry was one call away from having dozens of firetrucks, ambulances, and helicopters heading his way. Barry had the power to put into play everything that would happen thereafter. Barry had the power to keep these people alive. He didn't understand why nobody else was saying anything. It angered him. He didn't understand why he was so worried about what this angry man thought. But he was. And because of that he didn't make the call. Instead, he looked at the wreck for a while, did nothing, and decided that he needed more opinions first.

He sat back in his car, overwhelmed, waiting for enough people to voice their thoughts.

It wasn't until the sobs from the smashed vehicles stopped that somebody finally cried out DO SOMETHING! Barry sprang from his car, elated. Suddenly the crowd began to pulse with mumbles and excitement. Again the strong call rang out, DO SOMETHING! He looked toward the voice and saw a man who had just joined the swarms of people. He then looked over at that angry man who was now starting to panic. Only imbeciles would do anything for these people! he shouted. The crowd's newfound excitement immediately died. The angry man seemed satisfied.

Again the newcomer shouted. DO SOMETHING!

As though individual kernels of corn began exploding, others followed the newcomer's lead and started shouting the same words in Barry's direction. YES, DO SOMETHING. It started with a few. Then dozens joined in. Then most everybody.DO SOMETHING! They all chanted. NOW!Suddenly there was no question of what he should do. Barry leaped into action. He grabbed his radio and put in the call for all available emergency personnel. Almost immediately the sounds of sirens could be heard in the distance. He sprinted to the wreckage and looked at the now quiet individuals trapped inside the first vehicle. We're going to get you out of here.There was a groan followed by movement. Yes, they were still alive.

He went to the other vehicle, which had also gone silent. He offered them the same declaration. We're going to get you out of here. This time there was no movement. There were no groans. With fearful hands, he checked the pulse of the victim closest to him. He found none.

Within minutes, emergency vehicles began pulling up with sirens sounding and lights flashing. Uniformed responders began storming toward the turned and crushed vehicles. Only minutes after that, the victims had been removed. Three were rushed away in screeching ambulances. Two by helicopter. And one, to Barry's disbelief, under a motionless drape of bloody fabric.

He collapsed to his knees as the "what ifs" started to hit him.

A fellow officer cupped his hand on Barry's sunken shoulder. "Why did you wait so long to call for assistance?" he asked.

Barry looked over his shoulder to where the angry man had been standing. He was gone.

"I don't know."

A comment from shannon:

I've always been a "jump in and assist" person no matter what is happening. Once, In college, a drunk rammed three cars in front of my apartment. I ran down in slippers and pj's to assist. I was ridiculed, told not to call, and they made fun of my slippers. "I don't care."

Most recently, a car stopped at the stop light. Not turning on green. People flipped him off, honked, swerved around him. He just sat there. It didn't seem right. I put on my flashers, and walked up to the man, with his foot still on the brake, he was in diabetic shock. Another lady got in the car to retrieve the keys while I comforted the man. People still honked and were annoyed that we were blocking the lane. "I don't care."

I don't need pats on the back for these actions. I need understanding as to why a human being would NOT help another human being in need. It just seems like the right thing to do.

The policeman in question was taken in by the crowd mentality.....made to feel wrong for doing the right thing.

And yes, this means my laptop is with me once more ♥♥♥♥♥

kwenchana.

2010-10-21T21:39:00.002+08:00

I spent my entire day sitting behind curtains, watching Lee Joon Ki jump walls and flick his gorgeous hair. 一枝梅 ♥ Not to mention looking up at the grey grey sky and feeling just as grey. Here's a grrrrreaaaatt suggestion for you SN: CANCEL SCHOOL TMR. Nobody wants to go anyway :)

I'm probably the only one, but I miss the purposeful mood of EOYs. Now I feel like a homeless drunkard again. I don't even know what I'm doing here.

Bye bye I won't be back until my laptop is.

banana in my ear

2010-09-18T22:28:00.005+08:00

It's 10.30 pm, and I just spent an entire day at the Singapore Swimming Club with 10-year-olds without my phone and any worthwhile conversation to make.

And I hate you, TVXQ.

[TRANS] 100916 Tohoshinki Trio Halts Activities in Japan"

You might as well tell us you don't give a damn alr you wanna do it your own damn way and stop telling us to be strong and wait for you to break our hearts again kthxbai

Anyway, Daily Squee is my new best friend ♥

The cutest thing is that they were just born, so they probably think they were really flying! Onwards, squadron! I seriously can't convey how cute I find this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Alone downstairs in the darkness at my aunt's place again wow. Thank God Weheartit is my best friend too.

Mmm really need one right now.

P/S: 2 more days to kissing my phone again! I miss it so much it feels like I have a hole in my heart. Talk about over-dependence on technology psch.

Curst.

2010-09-13T23:37:00.003+08:00

This is how one should start the term:

Firstly, get kissed by a basketball in PE.

Secondly, fail Maths test by half a mark.

Thirdly, get your phone confiscated.

Fourthly, find a hole in your shirt after going downstairs.

GAHH FML I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT PHRASING ANYTHING PROPERLY

Christmas lights tied to kites.

2010-08-31T15:47:00.005+08:00

I know nobody reads this, or ever will, but I'm back! With this EPIC BOX. Oh the wonders MLIA has brought into my life. Strangely, I don't have an account. My Life is not up to the Averageness of MLIA bleargh.

Average Wizard, on the other hand, is back on cyberspace! Can't tell you how happy I am. I am a Harry Potter geek, nice to meet you 8)

Anyway, Meishuen's blog reminded me. I'm gonna get a new diary. Something red, with no lines, & relatively thick pages. Something with many many blank pages for me to regurgitate my brains onto. I need to store myself away somewhere otherwise I just might lose me :( Okay shit school library is chuffing cold my fingers aren't even listening to me anymore. I miss my laptop to bits :'(

Memento mori.

2010-07-25T10:58:00.006+08:00

I'm blogging again cos I most probably won't get to touch a comp for the next 7 days, & because oh joy, my 7-year-old cousin sister is having a birthday party in 4 hours.

I've never really got the idea behind birthday parties. The balloons the cake the confetti and that feeling you get when everything's over, like- damn life goes on & mum has to clean up and I'm one year older. Not that I've ever had one though. The thought of a whole room singing "Happy Birthday" to me is far from happy.

It's just so awkward to have everyone be extra nice to you just cos it's your birthday & they probably don't mean an ounce of that "Happy" they wish you. And all those awkward photos you have to take when you have cake in your teeth & you just wanna go upstairs & be normal again.

Birthday cards hastily made & bought the day before -the same words scribbled year after year. They get recycled months after that anyway.

But lucky me, my birthdays are always at the end of the year when everyone's deep into the holidays & nobody really remembers. No more fattening, too-sweet cakes, just a lunch outside where I finally get to eat all I want, & then it's down to schoolwork & 19th December is just another day. I spent half my birthday in XYZ Camp last year & it was probably the best feeling ever to have everyone treat me like normal (cos nobody knows anyway.)

In fact, I can forsee my sad adult life from here- spending my birthdays alone pretending I'm not a year older, treating myself to a sweetie & feeling guilty about the extra calories, never telling anyone it's my day today.

Not that I don't want anything for my birthday this year though, I'm still celebrating my 5th anniversary of turning 10 whoohooooooo!

What have I missed?

2010-07-24T21:52:00.007+08:00

Kay this is gonna be super longggggg because I've finally reunited with the internet. (!!!!)
I was wondering what I missed, and it wasn't much, just

Ryan Higa FINALLY working with Kevjumba!!!!!!!!!

(Which is big news to myself and no one else right.)

I love what they're wearing. They make me so proud to be yellow (Y) and uh, black.

And a man shooting his wife with toilet paper

LOL. Revenge of the Household Objects!
(I need to stop making Youtube/nigahiga/kevjumba references.)

And Tokio Hotel's Kaulitz Brothers!

Who are prettier than girls & hotter than boys. Why does this sound so transhumantistic?

And making rhymes with Sam & Bae about smelling fart during study time, earring dang & Charis not being a nun. Who knew we were so (ahem) musically inclined?

And walking around Bishan Bus Interchange in the council uniform(!) and super small heels, completely & utterly lost. I swear I'll be the first to die in the Zombie Apocalypse because I'll be walking around looking for the hideout and wondering which bus I have to take.

I love my life cos notorious week 5 is coming fully-loaded with 6 tests & a SPA. How I wish it was a spa not SPA.

This roughly translates into

GRAAAHHHH I DON'T WANNA STUDY OR DO HOMEWORK OR WATCH MY DIET OR GO FOR MATHS TUITION I JUST WANT MY LAPTOP BACK & LAN CABLES TO HUG AND KISS WHILE I SPAZZ OVER DBSK AND WATCH FUNEMPLOYED AND YOUTUBE AND SLEEP WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT NOT WHEN I CAN. I WANT A SPA NOT SCIENCE PRACTICAL ASSESSMENT WHICH I WILL PROBABLY FAIL AND NO MORE TRAVEL GRAPHS OR SIN COS TAN OR TRIGO OR MRS YEO WAKING ME UP AND SCOLDING ME I WANNA SLEEP AND I WANNA BE CONTENT.

But life goes on anyway.

CHUNDAYYYYYY!

2010-06-04T13:02:00.007+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE! ♥

And since I obviously faked the date, here's a pic spam for you to smile sheepishly at
or roll your eyes at
or not even look at.

Heh I ♥ your smile and your sexy voice and your epic expressions and your love for Junsu and the silly ideas you come up with.

Bye.

and all I hear are angels crying

2010-05-20T19:40:00.002+08:00

True fact: All the YouTubers I subscribe to are Asians. Wasn't intended, but I guess I support the Asian Invasion! 8D

Anyone else realised that there have been a lot of planes flying overhead nowadays? Brings back nostalgic memories from camp, with roaring jets flying over us. I wish I could see them clearly and just pretend for once that I can fly too.

Jubilate tomorrow, good luck to all who are performing, and show the audience what SN's made of!

tell me tell me who's the best.

2010-05-08T16:14:00.005+08:00

I'm back from camp, sunburnt, aching and all. And today's just another of those days when I feel like I have cotton candy for brains.

Watched seoulbeats for a while just now. Kinda got a headache from the horrible sound quality, but she's got something to say! I like how she disses everything, cos it's all so true. I don't wanna be butthurt anyway.

Cassies are quite butthurt anyway. Though some like me have some perfectionist mindset where we reaaaaallly can't stand it when they aren't perfect enough. It's like some Cassie affliction?

This is supposed to be random, but would you believe me if I told you this was Singapore?

in my face.

2010-05-01T21:55:00.006+08:00

Life kinda sucks.

1) I have a strange rash all over me that doesn't even itch. It only makes me look like roti prata, with all the bumps. And it's literally ALL OVER ME. I feel disgusting.

2) As expected, I can't go stalk Junsu. Cos I don't stalk people, and it would be against my morales anyway. And I don't know how where when who what which, and I have no time or company. FML.

3) I'm here in my aunt's house, quarantined in the guest bedroom, which has stone faces and figures hung on the wall, and there isn't a nightlight, and the walls are orange and the bed is big and I'm alone. FML BIG TIME.

AND NOW I HAVE THIS WATCHING ME AS I SLEEP.

!

2010-04-30T17:12:00.006+08:00

If you're disturbed, don't worry, you're perfectly normal.

Yukiba I love their dance. They are extremely awesome but this video is a pedo's fappin' material. :(

sent5blues They can wear what they want, but I'm worried about all the pedophiles watching.

And I'm not the only one either.
But I'm still a huge fan of defdance. Their precision is even better than the original! Like in these:

This is jawdropping, I promise.

Argh crazy. I don't even know why I'm spamming my blog with YouTube videos. I bet nobody but myself watches them anyway.

Oh and I even joined Tumblr when I was half asleep last night. I'm at shardsofstarlight.tumblr.com but don't bother following, I haven't figured out anything emo/thoughtful/uppity enough to post yet.

truck ran over me, then hit reverse

2010-04-29T23:12:00.006+08:00

Hi I feel like crushed candy now.

You know, I've never felt like I was good enough. Incompetent, inadequate, just insufficient. Some people act like they have a low self-esteem, act modest and all, but their confidence is actually really rah-rah. Some just... CMI. Like me. Cannot Make It. Ever.

And why can't some people actually see what matters? Who gives a damn about whether you'll get an A for Chemistry, or get to remedial on time, or understand what your Maths teacher is babbling about. I don't, lol. Come on, there's stuff out there far more worrying than what happens in your bubble right. Like oh, idk, Judgement Day, starving kids in Africa and child prostitution in India? I just don't understand shallow dim superficial people that don't give a shit. Or rather, give too much shit about things that I don't give a shit about.

Fine I'll tell you why I'm so emo. Maybe it's cos of stupid Chinese oral which made me realise I lost my standard of Chinese and can never get it back, or cos Junsu's right here in Singapore and I can never see him in my whole life, or just cos I really feel like crushed candy. Crushed smashed zapped powdered into tiny smithereens.

Trying to make myself feel better with this.

You can just click 'Play', then go do your other stuff and not watch the video, unless you have a Jaejoong fetish or something, which I presume you don't. Just listen to the pretty song okay? It made me think of Spirited Away, my favourite Japanese animated movie.

This song is Kira Kira(Twinkle, Twinkle) by Oda, Kazumasa. No idea who that is, but this song made me believe in river spirits, ocean-traversing trains and ethereal abandoned amusement parks again. Made me believe in love and friendship again.

People should make more songs like these.

home is in a boxcar.

2010-04-26T18:22:00.002+08:00

This made me feel a twinge at the back of my throat, the same one I feel when I watch the Doushite MV. I'm not sure whether it was how everyone stared up into the clouds in utter abandon, or how the homeless man lets his coins clatter to the floor, or how the man sticks out his tongue when the line "I'll taste the sky and feel alive again" plays.

Thank God for someone who sings decent songs that don't yell of sex and booze and the Illuminati, yeah?

land of Nod.

2010-04-25T10:34:00.007+08:00

Hi my nose throat mouth ears are all clogged up now. So don't bother trying to make me see any sense in anything cos my brain is still zapped out.

Watched Rear Window yesterday at Esther's place.

I honestly cannot understand how Meishuen and company can shout and omg at it. We were like zzzwhut'shappeningOMGSTOPSNOGGING throughout the whole movie. And yeah thanks Mr LB Jefferies & Lisa for engaging in yet another kissing scene just when Esther's mum comes home. (facepalm) Had a little bit of suspense when Thorwald comes into Jeff's apartment in the dark and assaults him and Jeff falls out of the window he used to spy through. LMAO AND HE BROKE HIS OTHER LEG, EPIC OR WHAT. Stella is one cool ahma though (Y)

WATCH WATCH WATCH. I remember being very very very hooked on this song way back in P4 (or was it P5?). Emo, yes, but very worth listening to. So kids, remember, don't drink and drive! 8D

Edit again cos this is too wonderful not to share!

THE CHEDDAR KABOOM! Linked from Jumbafund's new video, Dad STOP Dancing! Love how his dad is more famous than him, with the iPhone app and Facebook fan page rofl. "Not that I'm jealous or anything." YEAH RIGHT KEVIN.

Anyway back to the vid, I know you love how it looks like Godzilla farted! 8D

IKR, super fab BOOMZ ending.

Maddycine.

2010-04-23T23:52:00.006+08:00

Hi my health is sucking ~~thermometers~~ nowadays, and I just woke up from a 875480 hour nap wheeehee. So,

29 APRIL

2120hrs - Zuno & Junsu arriving via KE 641 (T2)

1 MAY

1400hrs - Fans Meet @ Movida, St James Power Station (for Package A members only)
*Photo-taking and autograph session

1600hrs - Doors open @ Compass Central-East Ballroom, B2, Resorts World Convention Centre

1800hrs - Zuno Showcase 2010

2 MAY

1430hrs - Fans Meet @ IMM, Level 3, Garden Plaza (open to public)
*Handshake for 100 fans only (50 lucky fans from the showcase and 50 fans from public on first-come-first serve basis)

1600hrs - CD autograph session & Fans Meet @ HMV, 313@Somersets (TO BE CONFIRMED)
*For the first 50 lucky fans only on a first-come-first serve basis

2250hrs - Junsu departing via KE 642 (T2)

3 MAY

0015hrs - Zuno departing via CA 970 (T1)

ANYBODY WANNA STALK HIM WITH ME YES NO YES NO.

Anyway, NEW SINGLE SOON OMG YAAAAAAAYYYY. But honestly I think he looks like some act cool jerk now :( I miss those times when he was cute and well, himself. But people change don't they. I'll probably remove this when his new single is out and I start to spazz.

Me: I think the fish in the pond are sleeping.
Samantha: Oh. Right. (Retard.)

I THINK THE FEVER ZAPPED MY BRAINS OUT 8-/

Ah well, back to guzzling pills ta-ta.

grow yourself a brain.

2010-04-20T22:38:00.007+08:00

WOMEN ARE TO BLAME FOR EARTHQUAKES, SAY IRANIAN CLERIC

By Shaza Dzulkifly, 20/04/2010

The world's most earthquake prone country in the world has scantily clad and promiscuous women to blame for the natural disasters that befall them.

Iran is one of the most earthquake-prone countries in the world, and according to a religious man, the female species is completely to blame.

During a sermon, cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi's said, "many women who do not dress modestly, lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."

His sudden stroke of 'genius' follows a prediction made by the country's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that a quake would soon hit Tehran, forcing many of its 12 million inhabitants to relocate.

The president could not, however, pin an exact date on his foresight.

Sedighi continued to say that there was no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to reflect Islam's moral codes. "A divine authority told me to tell the people to make a general repentance. Why? Because calamities threaten us," said Sedighi, Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to be dressed covered head to toe. But many, especially the young, have ignored some of the stricter aspects of the code, wearing tight coats and scarves pulled far enough to reveal their hair.

Sadeq Mahsooli, the country's welfare minister also chimed in, saying that prayers and pleas for forgiveness were the best formulae to repel earthquakes. "We cannot invent a system that prevents earthquakes, but God has created this system and that is to avoid sins, to pray, to seek forgiveness, pay alms and self- sacrifice."

According to UK newspaper The Guardian, seismologists have warned for at least two decades that the Iranian capital would be struck by a disastrous quake in the near future.

One did hit the southern city of Bam in 2003, killing 31,000 people and destroying an ancient mud citadel.

http://news.malaysia.msn.com/commented/article.aspx?cp-documentid=4040334

Hello I found an Iranian jerk on MSN Malaysia. I bet you a million bucks he was dumped by a hottie in a tight coat and pulled back scarf. What next, blame women that your toast fell buttered side down? (Fine, I shall not diss his extreme religious views, but yes people, we should start praying. Hard. )

By the way,

Probably the most amazing pair of twins in the whole wide world. (Apart from the Jun-twins of course, can't ignore my biased views, can I) First time I've heard this song, and I know you agree that they are so talented! 8D Admit it, you don't get pretty girls with fab hair and great voices doing covers of great songs with guitar accompaniment every other day.

Someone ship me to Wilshire Ebelle Theatre, tyvm.

Sleeptalksleeptalk.

2010-04-12T22:59:00.006+08:00

Me: Eh Joey wake up, it's 6 already.
Joey: (gives me that blearghhuhwhutwhereami face) Huh oh 6 already
ah.
Me: Yeah, get up. Now.
Joey: Eh omg where's that cardboard thing. (looks around)
Me: .__. What.
Joey: That cardboard thing that you flip can see the time one! Tsk, that
one ah!
Me: (calendar?) Huh what are you talking about?
Joey: TTTSSSKK it was here just now, where is that cardboard thing! You
know ah, aiyo Idk how to explain lah! Flip can see time one!
Me: D'8 (wth are you saying) Omg what is that, I really don't know!
Joey: Never mind lah aiya. (sleeps)

Okay I know we're always weird that way, but what really freaked me out was that I went back to her after about 5 minutes and she kept asking for that cardboard thing! No wait, the best bit isn't here yet.

She doesn't remember saying all that after she woke up.

Yes, I know right. Joke of the day.

So here's to queer roommates, sleeptalking and A FREAKING A FOR BOTH OF MY MATHS PAPERS FOR THE RECENT TEST ~~SHAM~~WOOHOO! (so against my principles on blogging about results, but hey it deserves a blast of a celebration, if you know me and my previous maths test marks. Praise the Lord, hallelujah.)

CHEERS.

of ruby rain and silver sunshine

2010-04-06T00:05:00.008+08:00

Just needed to remind myself that yes, beauty exists.

Whereas public transport is just a total scream. I just realised how much I HAAAATE taking a crowded 171 every evening and standing throughout the entire journey(which, mind you, isn't a joyride). And my height makes it perfectly convenient to get a full whiff of some unshaved underarms and the full blast of everybody's BO. Dammit.

Hate it when people trod on my toes, hate it when I hiss "Kanasai!" as I lose my balance and some idiot gives me the WTF look, hate it when I have to molest people on the way to pressing the bell.

Ahhh but I love it when the doors whoooooosh open and I squeeze and elbow and trod my way to the door while saying sorry 'scuse me sorry byebye I'm so damn sorry oops all the way without meaning a single word. All I'm thinking is SEEYA SUCKERS >D

WTFHNO

2010-04-03T22:23:00.009+08:00

TVXQ to stop their group activities

With their group activites in Korea already halted due to a lawsuit filed by Jaejoong, Yoochun and Junsu against SM Entertainment, it was announced today that TVXQ will be stopping their group activities in Japan.
Despite the lawsuit filed by the JaeChunSu trio in mid-2009, TVXQ still continued their group activities in Japan.
But it looks like their 30th single, Toki Wo Tomete which was released late last month could be their final work together in a long while.
Visitors to their official Japanese website on April 3rd would be greeted by a popup message from Avex Japan which stated that ‘Tohoshinki will stop/pause their activities as a group and please support their solo activities‘.
With no definite timeframe or concrete details from Avex Japan, fans will undoubtedly still be crushed by this devasting announcement.
Keep the faith though, it could be just temporary.

Credits: allkpop.com

I feel like a part of me just died.

Red Brick Road

2010-04-02T22:46:00.000+08:00

I can say now that I don't regret going for the event.

Despite having to walk 3 bus stops back to Paya Lebar MRT before hopping onto the right bus going in the right direction,
it was worth it.

The props, the lighting, the people that turned up. The acting, the storyline, the (almost)singing. The 60-70 ish dress style, the dancing, the audience. And of course, the sermon by Pastor Dominic. I bawled, and I'm not exactly sure why. Perhaps the love of God touched me ♥

I talked to my mum after that, for longer than we had since a looooong time ago. It was nice to hear her say, "Talk to you again soon," like she wasn't my mother, but a comrade. Can't explain this feeling, but I like it plenty 8)

On a random sidenote,

I watch people, all the time. I scan them up and down (no pervy thoughts here), and watch their little movements; what they do, how they talk. It's extremely interesting, especially when you're wedged in between sweaty torsos and trying to tilt your face away from a sweaty armpit (damn my height) in an MRT/bus.

Today I watched an old man with a huge parcel between his ankles cling on to the handle in the MRT, looking down at a boy on the Reserved Seat playing GameBoy and evidently oblivious. Quite infuriating, but the old man got a seat soon after, right opposite the boy HAHAHHAHAH. But he was still playing GameBoy. Felt like snatching it away and ruuuuuning out lol. Stupid shit.

Then at Burger Shack(where we got so disappointed by the food and service), I watched 2 young parents treat their kids like dirt. I'm not supposed to have a say in parenting duh, but I seriously wonder what the kids will grow up to be like :/ First the mummy almighty hissed "I SAID SIIIITTTT DOWN!" at the little boy twice. And he got so freaked out he just bawled, poor baby. After 5 minutes I think, the little girl began to cry. Daddy almighty just counted "1...2....3!" in her face and slapped her. The maid carried her out after that. Totally made us go OMGWHUT.

Me: Eh the maid better run away with the little girl!
Joey: Yeah later we go out and say, "Nah I give you money you run far far away okay!"

Yes we were that horrified.

But overall, what a Good Friday it has been 8D

bloop.

2010-03-27T19:29:00.003+08:00

You know, I miss those days when I could actually step into a swimsuit without hestitance.

Those times when swimming was labelled as "FUN" .

When swimming wasn't bloody embarassing.

One day, I'll swim again. You wait and see.

(FYI, I haven't gotten into a pool for 6 months. )

ain't no porn.

2010-03-26T22:28:00.014+08:00

I've been signing in and out repeatedly, lol.

~~OH F*CK. I TYPED THEHOUSEOFMARRAKESH.BS.COM AND I IGNORED THE ADULT CONTENT THING COS I MISTOOK IT FOR THEHOUSEINMARRAKESH.BS.COM OH EFF IT WAS EFFING PORN OH MY EYES! D:~~

Okay chillax. thehouseinmarrakesh.bs.com is a must-see. No wonder it's always on the Blogs of Note list. The language is simple, because the pictures say everything. It's all so heartfelt and beautiful. It makes me wanna book a ticket to Morroco and hang my laundry on the roof 8)

Oh do pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and come with me ;_;

***

~~I've wanted to get this off my chest since forever.~~

Frankly, I can't stand it when people insult stars I'm a fan of. I know, fandom blinds one. But I do see their mistakes, their unglamness, their not-so-sucesses. Nobody's perfect.(though some are sure helluva close to it) I just hate it when people just come around and comment on this and that when, heck, you don't even know them that well.

That's why I've given up on hating. This effed-up world doesn't need more hate to deal with. And to avoid sounding like a stuck-up hypocrite, I have resolved not to bash anymore. That includes a certain "Ice Princess" too, though I still can't stand her face. (Oh what the hell, hypocrisy.)

LOLCATS!

2010-03-25T11:35:00.001+08:00

This sign is pure awesomeness. I'm pissed though, it was filed under "Funny Signs" on Photobucket, like wth.

But the main point of this entire post are these babies.

LOLCATS.

I could post tons more, but YOU WILL LOVE THIS LAST BIT.

(Actually, if you loved it, that's as disturbing as the gif itself.)

food tastes better when it's FREE.

2010-03-23T19:23:00.006+08:00

It was madness, alright. The queue was snaking all over the first floor okay. But in the name of free food, despite my slight phobia towards ice cream, yay to joining in the madness with Esther!

Believe it or not, we finished our Maths homework in the queue LMAO. Why are we like that.

Anyway, Ben & Jerry's was so omgyummyliciousahhhfreeicecreamyay I couldn't get my tongue off it to take a picture or whatever lame stuff I can do with my bimbo phone.

AND I KNOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE THAT I BOUGHT THIS FOR 1 BUCK.

(and yes, the bottle was full to the brim when I bought it, lol.)

Mmm yes I was so thirsty, quantity overruled quality. Although it was quite decent for a $1 deal.

I looked like a cheapo drunkard swinging my 1 litre bottle all the way up the hill to Hwa Chong! 8D And taking a swig every now and then. Drunkard.

" You girls are so cheap-thrill."

- Miss Tan

" This solution is not sure-fire one okay!"

- Miss Velu

Gotta love weird trainee teacher lingo!

raising the loser flag 8(

2010-03-21T22:56:00.011+08:00

Oh horror.

So I happily dug out my laptop from the cupboard, thinking whoopee I didn't touch it for more than a week , then flipped it open, pressed the On button,

and realised I forgot the password.

After so many "Shavonne calm down!"'s from everyone around me, a lot of hairpulling and brainwracking, and finally a darling Yu Jing offering her darling's help, yay I'm blogging on my own laptop again, and I swear to the heavens I'm never gonna set a password anymore.

Thanks to everyone who cared so much. Losers like me need champions like you guys around♥

KICKASS

2010-03-18T10:48:00.002+08:00

User Operated Amusement Apparatus for Kicking the User's Buttocks

Patent No. 6,293,874

With this device, care of inventor Joe W. Armstrong, users crank a shaft via a two-handed lever, which in turn rotates a pinwheel affixed with four boots. The wheel spins behind the user, giving him a swift kick jab every quarter turn. Who doesn't want a sore behind to go along with his upper body workout?

KICKASS AWESOME.

hats off!

2010-03-17T17:17:00.005+08:00

Just an interesting comparison I came up with.

Anyway, my new obsession is the Mad Hatter ♥

(Why is a raven like a writing desk?)

home snore home.

2010-03-15T15:37:00.006+08:00

Mum: WAKE UP.IT'S FREAKING 12PM ALREADY YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU?
Bro:Hopeless lah this girl. Why do I have a sister like this.
Sis: Jie wake up lah, Mum angry already.
Me: Mmmpphhhfffhhhnnmphmhpmnmphzzzzzz. (turns over and continues sleeping)

Ah, home sweet home again ♥

I WANT D:

2010-03-07T00:10:00.012+08:00

Cheers to late night blogging when the whole world is asleep, just the way I like it.

There's so many things I wanna do but apparently time and space just ain't lettting me do so.

ONE.

Noise Singapore! Somebody please please go with me before it ends on Wednesday D:
Got the pics from typicalben.blogspot.com, gotta love his Singlish (Y)

TWO.

Jewels Artisan Chocolate.
I don't care if you think it looks gross, I'm gonna go there, admire the chocolate sculptures, and fantasize about being rich.

THREE.

Get this shirt, wherever and whatever it takes me. Okay maybe not. I know you're going OMG WHAT A JERK SHE EDITED THIS HERSELF. No I did not. Too bad no one made a shirt like this for you and made it available on Google Images and let you find it while ego-surfing 8)

FOUR.

Oh Johnny Depp. He looks amazing in the most outrageous characters. Must watch I don't care.

FIVE.

Probably de-gayzerise my student diary. I just can't help sneaking it out from under my desk during Maths lessons and nicking Esther's Zig markers while she hangs her head and sleeps without anyone knowing, like the professional she is. Ta-da.

SIX.

SLEEP. Now.

World Cup,

2010-03-06T00:56:00.001+08:00

This is silly, but I'm addicted to this game.

laugh your innards out!

2010-03-05T17:31:00.009+08:00

Freaking genius.

Oh, and this too.

pweeetty!

2010-03-04T18:55:00.003+08:00

Photobucket wows me.

How do people see beauty in such simple things? Holga, coloursplash, and typography. Just browsing through the different folders on Photobucket makes the outrageous time everything takes to load worthwhile.

But one thing I can't stand is how people spam the Coloursplash folder, which happens to be my favourite, with camwhored photos they edited with coloursplash. Never did understand camwhores, and never will.

Omg what if I fall in love with photography, and burn holes in my mum's pocket to get a nice camera.

Not to mention that I've only got $30 plus to survive for the next week. Good job, Shavonne, real nice job. Talk about wanting to watch Alice in Wonderland.

;_;

2010-03-01T18:34:00.002+08:00

To Chile,

My heart goes out to you.

as surely as the sun will rise;

2010-02-28T15:59:00.003+08:00

I stand a child in awe of You.

jewels

2010-02-27T22:07:00.011+08:00

Yes you so totally wanna go with me to Jewels Artisan Chocolate at Orchard!

(Having a major sweet tooth moment now. I need real chocolate, not low-class Snickers.)

yunhoyunho.

2010-02-27T13:57:00.003+08:00

Omg am I proud of myself.
I'll miss you, yellow and gray blogskin.

On a more "I updated my blog!" note,

WHUUUUUTT. Jpop is reaaaally different from Kpop huh. Or maybe not, judging from songs like Bo Peep and Oh!, that make absolutely no sense at all.

Spot the cute leader-sshi at 0:41 :D And compare that to the expressions of complete bewilderment at 1:25. Total culture shock, no? I can almost see the thought bubbles containing "WTF?!!!!" floating out from their ears heehee.

OMG THIS JUST MADE MY DAY.

Especially one comment by mocha7 :

So i tried that. and failed. and now my boobs hurt. Booo on you changmin making
it look so easy and cute.

Oh and by the way,

JaeChunSu are coming to Singapore on the 1st next month for Junho's fanmeet can someone pretty please buy me the effing $280 tickets D:

I LOVE YOU.

2010-02-21T17:25:00.006+08:00

This is the answer from skip2myliu33, the winner of allkpop's TVXQ #alwayskeepthefaith giveaway.

“What made you fall in love with TVXQ?”
Yunho once said in a UFO reply, “If you ever feel lonely, just listen to our music and we will be with you.”
It’s rather ironic that I would quote TVXQ’s resident King of Sap considering that my caustic and jaded personality would make for a natural clash with TVXQ’s boyband cheesy sentiment. And yet, this same cheesy sentiment is perhaps the greatest reassurance and most precious piece of advice I’ve ever received.
We all ‘fall in love’ with TVXQ for the obvious reasons—their stage charisma, their flawless dancing, their vocal ability that is worthy of their lofty name. But if that is the true criteria for ‘falling in love’ with something, then where does one draw the line between ‘love’ and ‘spazzy fangirling’?
I’m not ashamed to admit that there has been more than one occasion where I’ve found myself taking Yunho’s advice, flooding with my ears with enough TVXQ until the silence washes away. It was then that I realized that Yunho’s words wasn’t just a hastily typed reply to a fan who was antsy for a reply.
Music is a method of communication—not just of notes and lyrics, but of raw emotion. The five men of TVXQ inject their experiences and emotions into their music. At that point, the lyrics of the music—whether or not one can understand the Japanese or Korean or Engrish—are stripped away. All that’s left is the music. With every note, you hear—you feel—their happiness, their sorrow, their frustration, their joy—and you find that it matches your very own happiness or sorrows or joys.
If ‘love’ can be defined as ‘an emotional connection between two parties,’ then this is exactly why I fell in love with TVXQ. Not their looks, not their charisma, not even their voices. I fell in love with them because we are all human. Our joys, pains, frustrations…and loneliness—we share them all through the power of music. TVXQ was simply the first to reach out a hand and tell me, “We don’t know each other, we don’t speak the same language, and we may never meet face-to-face, but we’re here now. We understand. And it’s going to be okay.”

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for verbalising something I've been trying to say all this time.
If this is shallow fandom, I'd like to continue wading, tyvm.

xiahcrown where are you.

2010-02-20T14:23:00.004+08:00

Dearest Su,

~~No matter how weirdly perverted you look here,~~

Can I have your necklace? ;__;

(God save that YesAsia person that lost my necklace on the way to Singapore. My hands are itching to grab a pitchfork and run the asshead through.)

maxday.

2010-02-18T00:31:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

2010-02-14T21:55:00.003+08:00

A (very) short session of A Maths just now just kindled a new, profound, hate in me for that damn subject. I simply CAN'T comprehend who the shit would find numbers and graphs and inequalities and x and y and z and f and u and c and k interesting.

By the way, have I told you? My mum's a Maths teacher and my dad was an engineer. The kind that deals with super high level Maths. Did they get me from the rubbish heap?

Ethel, if you see this, FUCK MATHS.

Booyeah.

RAWR RAWR RAH AH AH AH.

2010-02-14T19:43:00.000+08:00

Hello there.

HAPPY CNY + VDAY!

coquetry.

2010-02-13T11:55:00.000+08:00

I love coloursplash.

2010-02-08T19:17:00.001+08:00

Life is just plain shit pooped in a cracked grey bucket, and we're gonna have to eat our way through.

yunhoday!

2010-02-06T14:04:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

JAEJOONGDAY.

2010-02-04T21:55:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

xiahzart!

2010-01-30T16:06:00.004+08:00

It's weird, how much we desire things we can never have, and yet despise what we already possess. Maybe life is just gay this way.

And on a self-defending sidenote, fandom is not shallow. In fact, I think it made me a happier person, but I could be very wrong about that.

Oh and about the new site. I don't think I've said much about it. The toilets suck shit (pun might be intended, who gives a damn), and the school looks like a police station. On the plus side, I like... the trees. (Yes dammit, I'm trying)

We need more gay colours. I miss navigating through the old site with the colour of the walls as my guide.

/*inserts Tamil gibberish* consult Samantha for more info.

I KEEL YOU ANT.

2010-01-23T22:56:00.004+08:00

Okay so I just smashed an ant that was crawling on my hand. That shall be the start of this post.

SO.
I just finished the stupid CAP portfolio that has been ruining the past 3 weeks of my already effed-up life. And not to mention I haven't printed anything and everything and OMF THERE'S A BEETLE IN THE ROOM BUZZING AROUND OHMYGEEEEE.

Anyway, I wanted to post a photo of the super gay slippers my mum sent me, she said they were my toilet slippers. Just that the current circumstances do not allow me to do so at the moment.

I was like thinking, "So gay cannot wear into the toilet, wasted lah." I mean, seriously, gayness must be shared with the world, and not confined to a bathroom cubicle. I wore them to my aunt's house. Then to the Singapore Swimming Club. I bowled with the idiotic shoes they provided, duh, and I bet that's why I lost so damn badly. I blame it entirely on the hideous shoes. Not the gutter that magnetically attracts my ball. Or the stupidly heavy balls.

Then to this freezing cold library with a pathetic collection of books. I was halfway through this book called "Where Are the Children?" when my aunt came to the door and "psst-ed" at me to get out now, just when I was at the most interesting part. It's about pedophilia and murder and raping little girls and red mittens. And I really wanted to know what happened okay! Screw it.

So now I'm, as usual, the only person awake in the whole household. It happens all the time at my aunt's house, sorta like "Z for Zachariah" but toned down a little. Next time when I have my own family I will make them all sleep at 11pm. Just kidding, but I'm keeping the possibilities open. I hate it when I have to sleep early, cos the world doesn't sleep! And sometimes when I go to bed, I always feel that I missing out on all the fun. I know, you're laughing at my eyebags now right! $%^&*%$&#@^% you hor.

I don't know where's the beetle now, I'm so scared, and I need to wake up early to print my stuff tmr, and go to church without a Bible, stupid forgetful me, and go to a Malay wedding at some HDB void deck wtf, and I'm still sitting here! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

Ok I seriously wonder what my cousin sis does with her table. There's ants all over it, and I swear I'll die scratching myself tonight cos I put my super gay PJs on the table, booyeah.

Before I go, can anyone tell me if it is true that you can die of a heart attack if you sleep less than 6 hours a day? If so, I think I've reincarnated already. I'm currently in the body of a talking lamp. (Not an umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh.)

I:LOVE ♥

2010-01-21T18:15:00.010+08:00

The international fan community of TVXQ has decided to launch this I:LOVE project. Basically you can read about it all here but I'll just do my part and spread the word and go forth and multiply or whatever they call it.

On behalf of all international fans who have no platform to show their love for TVXQ, they're gonna raise money to put an ad in some Korean newspaper.

And then there's a charity event, where people can donate to UNICEF for the terrible catastrophe in Haiti, so that Cassies can help the victims too.

I personally feel that the ad is redundant. I mean, it's okay to raise money for an ad like the Korean Cassies and Japanese fans have done, but right now there has been an earthquake, and we're raising funds for an AD? Like hello. This

is what Haiti looks like now, and we want a freaking ad in the newspaper. Dang.

Still. I have no PayPal account, and I'm a complete noob at stuff like this, so I've decided to do what I do best: Do a sudden update on my dusty blog and annoy all my friends to death with kimchi like this. Oh yeah.

*By the way, I don't like Sec 3 very much.

2010-01-10T16:26:00.000+08:00

A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A GOOD BRA.

Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, never lets you down or leaves you hanging and is always close to your heart.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSYE DEAR <3

And I know I'm an uncreative asshead cos I copied that line from your ~~bra~~ card.

사 랑 해 요 !

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

2009-12-25T14:24:00.004+08:00

First and foremost,

BLESSED CHRISTMAS.

Guess what?
I'm finally watching MNet on the TV. Although it's the 08 one I don't care. It's freaking subbed omg.

Have I told you how much I love 8TV <3

AND THE BEST THING OF ALL.

The SMS roll at the top of the screen.

"TVXQ HWAITING! Always keep the faith!!"
"TVfXQ sarangheyo! Jaejoong! Junsu! Yunho! Yoochun! Changmin! "
"Always keep the faith! Can't wait for TVXQ's hot perf :DDD"

And the lovely cameraman who must be obsessed with TVXQ (esp Junsu).
And SHINee doing Rising Sun.
And me having fun pointing out everyone to my sis (who has this hilarious expression of bewilderment on her face)

I love 8TV's Christmas present.

MERRY CHRISTMAS JOEY CHENG <3

xyz.

2009-12-20T17:09:00.002+08:00

Hello.
I'm back from XYZ Youth Camp, which ended on the suckiest birthday of my life, haha.
But I miss camp anyway,
minus the lousy food.
minus the beach ban.
minus the rain that wrecked Port Dickson yesterday.
minus not knowing anyone but Charis, Eunice and Becky.
minus a freezing hotel room.
minus sucky plumbing in the toilet.
minus a crockcoach in the sink on the last morning.
minus sleeping really really late.
minus Mr Sampat Topless (yes, minus)

Still.
plus the encounter with God.
plus new friends.
plus belonging to the almost-winning group Baiyoke.
plus not knowing how to pronounce Baiyoke.
plus an awesome speaker, Pastor Julie.
plus all the lovely things that would take my freezing fingers too much to type.

Funny isn't it? How we prefer to complain than to list the stuff that rocked.
Thanks Charis dear for inviting me :D
Or maybe I should thank my mummy for having this dialog with me:

Mum: You want to go for camp or not?
Me: Mmm.
Mum: Okay I sign you up ah!
Me: Owh. (fills in form) What's my IC number ah.

Did I tell you I miss school?

XIAHDAY ♥

2009-12-15T12:37:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE <3

bombshell.

2009-11-27T18:07:00.012+08:00

[NEWS]
Xiah Junsu heads to the stage with ‘Mozart’
Friday, November 27, 2009 by Cassiopeia_huiju

First Jaejoong with Heaven’s Postman, then Yunho with Heading to the Ground, and finally Changmin with his upcoming drama Paradise Meadow. And now it looks like Junsu is working on a little solo project of his own, too.The DBSK member’s role in the upcoming stage musical Mozart was recently confirmed by netizens.
The Korean rendition of this Austrian musical was only announced a few days ago, and already tickets for the show are selling like hotcakes. Thanks, Cassiopeia.

The book for Mozart was written by Michael Kunze, and music composed by Grammy-award winning composer Sylvester Levay, who says that he decided to write a musical on Mozart not as a composer, but simply as a man.

The show’s plot will focus more on the composer’s life rather than his music.“We decided to use his music only at some certain points but most of the time, the rest of the music is our works. We also put rock ‘n’ roll parts in it so we can represent a nowadays Mozart. I think maybe when he was alive he could have been one of the rock ‘n’ roll stars in the world,”says Levay.

In the musical, the character of Mozart will dress up as a rock-star, a stark
contrast to surrounding characters who will be donning 18th-century European
garb. Oh, how avant-garde.The original Austrian production of Mozart was fairly
well received, and Levay anticipates similar enthusiasm for the Korean rendition
of the show. “I have felt that the quality of the Korean artists is very high….I
think the Korean version of ‘Mozart!’ will be of high quality,” he said. Well,
yes, I suppose. But the flood of fangirls in the audience probably doesn’t hurt,
either…

Any Broadway junkies in the house? *raises hand* Glad to see
that Junsu’s still alive and kicking. Fans have been anticipating Junsu’s solo
activities ever since Jaejoong and Yoochun embarked on activities for their duet
single, and Yunho and Changmin’s acting roles were announced. There were rumors
of Junsu coming out with a solo album, but I guess a stage musical isn’t too
bad, either. That leaves Yoochun as the only remaining member who hasn’t had an acting opportunity…yet.

Personally, from what I’ve seen from Banjun and DBSK’s miniseries
Vacation back in ‘06, Yoochun seemed to have the strongest acting abilities out
of the five. But hey, we’ll have to see, right? For now, best of luck to Junsu
and his latest endeavors!

Credits: seoulbeats
Shared by: DBSKnights

OMG. This is old news, but still. :'D Junsu's the lead role Mozart!

Who is Korea’s top blonde bombshell?
Despite the blonde trend that has exponentially risen these past few months, today's top celebrities, even a certain Heartbreaker and Legal Blonde, can't hold a candle to the resident pretty boy of Korea. When Yahoo! Korea created a poll asking voters to pick the best blonde artist, nearly half of the votes went to Kim Jaejoong! The TVXQ heartthrob dominated the votes with a whopping 9833 votes (46.5%)... anyone surprised?

After Jaejoong, SNSD beauty Jessica followed with 6964 votes (32.9%) with Big Bang's G-Dragon claiming third place at 2031 votes (9.6%). Other honorable mentions went to SHINee's Key with 1532 votes (7.2%), Noh Hong Chul with 433 votes (2.0%) and even Hwang Chan-bin (Pierre Deporte) from Tempted Again with 214 votes (1.0%).Come to think of it, the kpop scene is practically crawling with blondes of all types - strawberry, platinum, you name it. Let's see, Lee Hongki (FT Island, You're Beautiful), Yoseob (BEAST), Jungah, Nana and Bekah of After School just to name a few... who else can you think of?

Thanks to TVJaeXQ! for the tip!

Cr: allkpop

That's like the only blonde picture of Jaejoong that I have (hides in shame).

I actually expected GD (hides in shame again) but of course, Jaejoong only had blonde hair back in the O Jung Ban Hap times. And I can't tell whether he's blonde now because I'm selectively colour blind, so don't ask.

But I'd say he's Illegally Blonde, since he causes so many nosebleeds around the world.

buy me a life, tyvm.

2009-11-20T11:16:00.004+08:00

I have no life.

I wake up in the morning after everyone's at school and my neighbour's dog starts howling like a banshee.
Then I have breakfast and bathe.
Turn on the modem. Talk to the damn thing while it connects.
Surf the net and kimchi and whatever until my mum and bro come home from school.
Frantically switch everything off in 30 seconds.
Run down and pretend I didn't do anything for the whole morning.
Lunch.
Sit around and be stupid with my sister.
Fold the laundry.
Continue being stupid with my sister.
Eat something to accumulate fats.
Practice the piano and have my forearms burn.
Get frustrated because my pieces are beyond my level of comprehension.
Do more laundry because I seriously have no life.
Sit around and stone.
Watch TV.
Dinner.
Watch TV.
Laugh at the news because politicians are dumbshit.
Watch TV.
Wash up.
Lie in bed trying to dismiss the fact that I'm sleeping in my late grandfather's room alone.
Try to sleep.
Curse the damn dog that hasn't stopped howling.
Good night.

See? No life much.

2009-11-19T10:22:00.000+08:00

I love love love love love love love love love love love his voice.

yoosu.

2009-11-17T12:04:00.004+08:00

Yoosu is the cutest couple ever because they do dumbtard stuff together.
Dumbtard stuff that makes me laugh at my computer screen like an equal dumbtard.
AND. I heard that they are living together now. Wonder what they're doing. Something naughty perhaps :D

Which means JaeHoMin are living together, which is really cute because Yunho is the appa and Jaejoong is the omma, and maknae Changmin is their child. (more naughty thoughts)

okay whatever. I'm spewing crazy fangirl shit.

but this picture obviously crowns them all.

block that quote!

2009-11-12T10:10:00.006+08:00

I just realised blockquote existed.

And I miss this ttm.

It's November the 12th alr. What will become of TVXQ? :( If both sides don't budge, ...

Oh damn all this crap. I want them back.

Dammit SM. Damn everything.

SHIIIIIIIIIT.

2009-11-11T10:05:00.006+08:00

[INFO] Junsu & Junho May Attend Party in Singapore
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 by Cassiopeia_huiju
Korean star Byun Woo Min to come to Singapore next week

Fans of Byun Woo Min, take note! The hot star of the hit Korean melodrama Temptation of Wife will be coming to town this month on 17th. A meet-and-greet session with fans is scheduled for the next day.

Temptation of Wife tells the tale of a kind and gentle woman who turns revengeful after she finds out that her husband and her best friend cheated on her. She then starts a series of vengeance against her husband's family. Byun Woo Min stars as the unfaithful husband, Jung Gyo Bin. With its eventful plot of twists and turns, the show has become a major hit in Korea, Taiwan and China.

Tying in with the arrival of Byun Woo Min to promote the drama, Temptation of Wife will debut on local tv here on Nov 19 on Channel U. If any of his fans are up for stalking their Idol, here's Byun's schedule as follows:

Nov 17
2.35pm - Arrival at airport via SQ603

Nov 18
12pm - Meet-and-greet session with fans at Poh Kim Store and Atrium, West Mall
1pm - Meet-and-greet session with fans at Poh Kim Store and Atrium, Junction 8
3pm - Meet-and-greet session with fans plus performance at Poh Kim Store and Atrium, City Square Mall
7pm - Quest Modelling agency party at Infusion, Block 16A Dempsey Road

Nov 19
11.50pm - Depart from Singapore via SQ602

Korean star James Kim (Seoul Raiders and Hollywood movie Father's Day), Lee Seul (from upcoming movie Tears next year) and Lee Hyung Min, the producer of the famous Korean tearjerker Winter Sonata.

Psst, there's also a possibility of Jang Seo Hee, the female co-star in Temptation of Wife, coming to Singapore if her schedule permits.

Local organisers are also in discussion with several other Korean artistes such as twin brothers Kim Jun Soo and Kim Jun Ho from South Korean boyband TVXQ and actress-singer Jang Nara to attend the party.

Check out xin.sg for the latest details.Temptation of Wife debuts Nov 19,Wed, and airs weekdays,7pm on Channel U.
source: http://sg.news.yahoo.com/xin/20091109/ten-...si-3c1b9bc.html shared by: babysyusuke@lj + DBSKnights

YEAH OMG AND IM STUCK IN MALAYSIA.

NONONONONO OMG I WANT TO SEE HIM SO BAD OH SHIT.

;_ ;

Jaejoong <3

2009-11-09T10:01:00.005+08:00

Damn, he's gorgeous.

I watched the trailer (which was hardly HQ although it was titled so), and came to the conclusion that Jae's the perfect guy for the role. Can't think of anyone else that close to perfect 8')

(wait a minute. there's Junsu ♥)

Guess who made this. My sis. Omg I love her to itsy bitsy cuddly bits.

(My favourite baby photo.)

PEACE OUT.

P/S: that isn't my sister.

Malaysia Boleh.

2009-11-08T17:22:00.007+08:00

If anyone took the time to read Thursday's Star Two, 8TV will be broadcasting 3 Korean dramas next year.

Beautiful Legacy

Boys Over Flowers

Heading to the Ground

(ingeniously renamed as NO LIMIT. Wts.)

As if Malaysia wasn't slow enough already. The BOF craze would have totally died down by then and my Malaysian friends go bananas over Lee Minho and Kimbum and Kim HyunJoong and SoEul in 2010 I will positively go bananasplit.

And someone should go tell 8TV that ~~HTTG~~ No Limit was a flop. A flop that unfortunately dragged Yunho along in its failure. (I still love you Yunho.) Looking on the bright side, maybe someone will wonder who the hot dude playing Cha Bong Gun is and uh, come across TVXQ! :D

BUT. If you compare 8TV with channels like TV9, I'll gladly sit through an episode of No Limit ogling at Yunho than an episode of badly dubbed Jimmy Neutron or whatever shit they serve up.

obese chance.

2009-11-05T08:43:00.003+08:00

Anyone else sick to the core of all the lawsuit articles? About SM calling JaeChunSu frauds out for more money, about HoMin showing their support for SM, and about the 12th Nov deadline.

Kpop is effed up, no? Jaebom leaves, DBSK sues, and Kangin gets screwed.

I'm just gonna wait for 12th Nov. I am so so so sick of all this and I want the drama to end. Maybe with a happy ending like LSM suddenly popping out of a gift box with a ribbon on his head, saying "SURPRISE! All this was a joke!" or something along those lines.

Fat chance, but I'm still hoping.

triskaidekaphobia?

2009-10-13T22:13:00.005+08:00

Word of the Day for Tuesday, October 13, 2009
triskaidekaphobia \tris-ky-dek-uh-FOH-bee-uh\, noun:
Fear or a phobia concerning the number 13.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY CHENG.

生日快乐。

생일 축하 합니다.

SELAMAT HARI JADI.

and thus I exhaust my command of multilingualism.

GIF SPAM.

2009-10-12T16:03:00.003+08:00

I gotta say this: I love the weather.
But most of all, I love GIFs.

(P/S: Think Fred/hyper dolphiny voice.)

HI IT'S JUNSU!

And I can do ballet on a chair!

I'm amazing at photography, tyvm.

I'm hacking sexy.

And thus people like to violate me.

I have the most amazing laughter.

Cos' I'm hacking amazing.

HI YUNHO!

(YH: I don't know him.)

(YH: Oops.)

OMG YOU'RE ALL HACKING MAD!

I'M GONNA HACKING KICK YOU-shit, missed.

(P/S: Fred uses the word "hacking" a lot.)

Okay the storyline is phail. But I like the GIFs ttm.

I'm so sorry but I love you 8)

2009-10-11T15:14:00.005+08:00

준수 아, 미안해요! D':

I STILL LOVE YOU TO BITS.

(look at him sweat. Oh gosh.)

Why are they so amazing.

2009-10-10T22:57:00.002+08:00

I can't help but marvel at Yoochun's musical ability. This song is, simply put, beautiful.

P/S: They say "dulini", not "Can you hear me?", it's just the subs. So don't go around bashing their English or I'll crack your skull, tyvm.

Champion! ☼

2009-10-10T13:47:00.005+08:00

BOOMXZ.

No one's online. And I'm willing to believe that everyone's stil asleep or something.
For goodness sake, how much can you mug for Lit and Chinese II ?
I didn't even bring my Village By the Sea back, how champion can I get man.

'Tis a fact of life.

2009-10-08T17:46:00.004+08:00

Not dissing any Math lovers here,

But seriously.

This?

Trust me, you'll think Algebra was a new product from Triumph by the time you're 67.

And this shit will matter just as much as whether there's a bucket of mackerel sitting on someone's table halfway across the world. Psssh.

Anyway, in case you're a goon or something, I'll presume you already find it obvious that

I fcking hate Maths, tyvm.

2009-10-07T21:25:00.002+08:00

~~I'm extremely positive~~ I'm gonna fail tomorrow.

But listening to Love Bye Love and You're My Melody, the 2 most beautiful songs ever,
makes me throw freaking caution to the winds and let it die a horrible death in some godforsaken place.

Bye bye bye bye my love;
Bye bye bye bye my love.

More like bye bye bye bye Maths.

2009-10-03T21:48:00.004+08:00

I just wanna throw everything away and say goodbye.

I just wanna snuggle up by my window and watch the pewter swirl across the damp skies.

I just wanna watch the rain pelt the sill and have the wind blow my fringe askew.

I just wanna tune into 96.3FM and let the instrumental music stream into my ears.

I just wanna inhale the fumes from a steaming cup of Milo and sip till the dregs appear.

I just wanna be able to smile dreamily, knowing that I have nothing to dread and nothing to rush about doing.

I'm counting down like my life depends on it. Well, it does. I need my life back.

10.

2009-10-02T23:07:00.009+08:00

You know that:

1)You're a complete klutz when you happily get onto 88 thinking it's 74, and realise your mistake then get out at some unknown bus stop to walk back.

2)Life is a bitch when 74 rushes past you, followed closely by 852.

3)Life is eventful when 2 lizards (Gross and Icky) terrorise your half of the room by climbing in through your window at 8pm sharp -2 days in a row- and twitching on the wall, then hiding behind your bed.

4)Your Malay linguistic skills have not gone to waste when you pick up a letter near the bus stop written in Indonesian, most probably from some domestic helper, written to some imaginary friend, mentioning how much she hates her torturous life and the father of her child OMGdkkfha;dsj.

5)You're a complete ninny when you throw it into the bin after that cos' you got kinda freaked out.

6)You're under stress when the fire alarm rings for 20 minutes nonstop and all you do is crowd on Grace/Jiayi's bed looking out of the window and laughing at everyone downstairs while ranting about how noisy it is.

7)You're seriously under stress when the ventilation comes on in the stairwell when the fire alarm goes off, and you stand at the door going whee~ while airing your sweaty-err,nevermind.

8)You have a lack of self-discipline when you're breaking your rules again by blogging.

9)Life is shit when DBSK is most probably singing that onstage in Shanghai now.

10)You're a liar when you say

I'M GOING ON HIATUS.

2009-09-27T12:42:00.004+08:00

Thank you Miss Lin for the Dafont.com homework we have to do, cause' it's giving me one heck of a reason to lay my hands on the laptop.
(Or maybe I shouldn't be thanking you D<)

It feels like Saturday. And I just can't find the motivation to haul my Science file out of my bag and yank it open. Another practice paper to flunk, tyvm.

This shall be my motivation.

To-do list after EOYs

1. Watch Heading to the Ground.
2. Self-learn Korean ._. because it's too fun.
3. Watch all the Big Bang parodies.
4. Go to Ethel's place and play Hotel 626 with her.
5. Work out.
6. Devour every flavour of yogurt there is.
7. Eat kimchi.
8. Buy a submarine.
9.This is getting out of hand.
10. I'd better stop.

I wanna push someone down the stairs.

2009-09-21T13:15:00.002+08:00

(Cuteness Overload.)

(Lucky Shizz.)

2009-09-19T22:10:00.007+08:00

I desperately need someone to slap me in the face and ask me to start studying NOW. My kimchi-ing is advancing to a whole new level. Other than being able to read some Hangul, I actually know some grammar. And yes I self-learned from koreanlanguage.com just now. Like I said, SLAP ME. EOYS IN 2 WEEKS WHAT THE FRICK AM I DOING.

I hate myself. I don't want history to repeat itself; to flunk EOYs again like I did last year.

Yknow what. I shall shut this shit down. Then I'll grope around in the dark for my books and I'll do my History paper. Yes I am gonna do that.

Must not fall asleep.

Must MUG.

;_; thanks Junsu.

2009-09-19T12:57:00.001+08:00

I DREAMT OF THIS.

2009-09-01T17:28:00.001+08:00

(Yippae.)

2009-08-28T23:54:00.002+08:00

I realise I've been talking about Korean whatnots for approximately 9893857092342875987 posts.
I think there's something horribly wrong with me. I seem to find sleeping a waste of time. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I just feel like I missed out on something every time I wake up.

(and that explains why I'm still up.)

2009-08-24T23:21:00.007+08:00

YESUNG 8'D

It's amazing how someone this sexy can actually be so dorky at the same time 8'D like buying a turtle for the fun of it and then lamenting about how boring the thing was. And like sticking his butt out and disturbing the other members while singing onstage. And yet having such a gorgeous voice that melts fangirls into blubbering puddles of mush.

That's Yesung for you :D

And today's his day <3
생 길 척 가 함 니 다!

Don't worry Yesung, one day I'll make Joey say: Saranghae Yesung oppaaaaa~ and do the heart thingy over her head.

Till then,

STAY LOVELY 8'D

2009-08-22T10:06:00.003+08:00

바 보.

I'm one stupid failure, and the fact that I'm actually sitting here telling you I'm a failure just amplifies my point.

1.I shouldn't even be touching the laptop.

I have yuedujicheng to finish, Maths to mug, Physics to study, formal letter writing to revise and Home Econs to chiong 8-/

2. I'm freaking sitting in the study room.

Beats me why I'm not studying.

3. Junsu's distracting me.

;_;

2009-08-16T14:08:00.002+08:00

Noeur...Baraboda (Picture Of You) yes I can read the Hangul 8D

If I'm not wrong, Junsu wrote this song ♥ But I don't like what he's wearing on the yacht D: Why can't he have something like Jaejoong's? But as he mentioned in Couple Talk, he always gets his outfit of choice snatched away by Jaejoong or Yoochun when he's not looking, so Dolphin Boy probably got bullied again :D

This song is wonderful, no? And the scenery is just mindblowing. Wonder where they went 8-/

Another video spam!

I just absolutely love Junsu's smile 8D

(From description) Hosts are young men who accompany females in the club, usually drinking and flirting with them. They may also go out of the club, and if favored, customers bestow gifts on them (though I'm not sure about the cars Yoochun mentioned...) Most often, I believe the relation isn't sexual.

Yunho can kill.

Jaejoong does it so nonchalantly. Changmin...not that bad. Yunho is professional and awesome and Junsu's plain sexy 8D Yoochun seems like he's trying too hard 8-/ And I really don't know where Changmin is from 1:06-1:14! So irritating. Spastic camera-man.

I hate SM's cruelty D':

2009-08-16T09:51:00.003+08:00

Maybe I'm not a failure after all.

As you can see, I've effectively stayed away from the computer for 90874509875920 days 8-)

My piano exam was a complete screwage. The examiner had to tell me how to play Bb minor harmonic, I played C# minor instead of C minor, the sight-singing was an absolute disaster, and he was the chief examiner. Worse still, I only found out when I came out. So there. Say goodbye to 'Pass' mark for Grade 6 practical. Anyway, I giggled when I stepped out and told Mum I was going to fail. And she told me to retake in April. Guess she saw that coming after all =.=

On a sidenote, Kibum's birthday is in 5 days!

P/S: Red badge juniors today!

2009-07-31T12:40:00.003+08:00

I'm sweating really profusely, damn.
Anyway, this song is perpetually stuck in my head-A.Mi.Go by Shinee.

The 'sexy' dude at 0:55-0:56 and 1:22 is Key, who rapped with Junsu during 'Xiahtic' at some concert I can't remember. And yes I think he's cute 8D And so is Onew, he looks like a little boy I can't believe he's the leader :D Jonghyun has nice features, Taemin looks murderous and Minho is... running.
Shinee is made up of pretty boys, I agree with you Jo Ee. Although I don't get what's with the loose shoulders on Minho's account and the armor plates on the sweaters.

Whatever. KPop FTW.

2009-07-29T20:20:00.001+08:00

Yes I'm still alive.

A sincere Thank You to everyone out there for your well-wishes and love (:

It's sort of like a weird holiday, waking up every morning with your roommates yet not rushing to school with them. Sleeping away until a boarding staff walks in and asks if you have an MC. Just sitting and listening to the echoing silence of the boarding school. Taking medication (trust me, it's the worst part of being sick, alongside feeling absolutely miserable.) and trying to fangirl to keep your spirits up.

How I feel is absolutely uihgasldkj.vl/jk.! The region behind my eyes hurt, I perspire a lot for no particular reason, I've lost my appetite and my cough is just eww-ness. And having to wear a mask is plain torture. I can't breathe right, my face sweats like mad and I look like an idiot. And when I take it off my cheeks are so flushed it looks like I watched Yoochun's '5 Ways to Say Saranghae' 987089 times in a row. Somehow I'm obssessed with taking my temperature. I like observing the numbers going up and sometimes down. I don't think anyone will ever understand what goes through my head when my temperature isn't above 37.5 degrees. I nearly choked on that gigantic Paracetamol tablet once, dammit!

And of course no one will ever understand what it feels like to have everyone scoffing at you and going "Lucky lor, no need to study for Geog!" or "So shuang lah! Can skip school!" or "Walau so slack hor, no need to study Physics..." . It doesn't make me any better, thanks a lot. But I'll try to understand how you guys feel, of course you won't know what it feels like to be 38.6 degrees Celcius, or how revolting the cough mixture is, or even how lonely I feel just being all alone in the mornings D': I can't even sleep soundly, I dream too much (I dreamt of Pokemon, gosh.) and I sweat tons.

Bottom line: I'd rather be at school, rushing through all the madness with everyone else and taking tests and being normal, than sitting here not knowing how to comfort you people who complain to me about going to school and going to sleep uber early because there's nothing else I can do after taking my medicine. So there.

And to my PE group, I'M SO SORRY. I REALLY REALLY AM. You have no idea ;_;

2009-07-26T19:40:00.003+08:00

I watched DBSK's Banjun dramas for nearly the entire day yesterday. And I have come to the conclusion that Yoochun is a sexy romantic and awesome actor. And when he speaks English (although he does it in an American accent and way too fast) IT'S SO DAMNED SEXY. His voice is really husky and low and OMGaihlfkjcklawjls;dflv.

But of course Junsu is my favourite. No one comes close to a dork like him.

Physics I LURBBBXXZXZZZZXZXZX EUUUU. MUAKKIIEEXZXZXZIIEEES. EUUUUU AREE DAAA BESTEST EVERXZXZXZ.

NOT.

2009-07-25T07:11:00.003+08:00

I've been up since 6+, and my stomach's the culprit. Anyone can tell me a cure for diarrhoea?

Anyway, I have to edit Bernadette's History report, so this dry and boring post ends here.

Dry and boring no more. Xiah Junsu with mini-Xiah, Inhwan.

2009-07-24T21:57:00.007+08:00

Get Well Soon Dears 8'D

Judith

Jennifer

Ethel

Amanda

Ashley

Meryl

Claire

Yi Mei

Sausage rolled in Roti Prata is absolute bliss. Especially when you're surrounded by all 4 of the Huahui 小理事. And especially when you are begining to warm up mentally and physically after a chilling 2 hours in the Drama Studio. And especially after you learn how to write Dong Dae Mun in Hangul :D

GERMAINE SENG this is for us you 8D

8D CHOI SIWON, the hottest guy in Super Junior, hands down.

This looks yummy ~~and I don't mean the snack he's holding 8)~~ YES IM JOKING YOU SICK PERV.

And Zilin, to clarify your doubts :

I couldn't decide!

2009-07-23T18:48:00.003+08:00

SCREWED.

And I think pineapple makes you get diarrhoea after you indulge in sinful $1.10 chocolate waffles. I should eat more pineapples 8D

And yes, I'm a Junsu freak. *waves Junsu banner*

I LOVE THIS FONT.

Get well soon dears:
Asshole
Mieerrryyll Moob
Amanda
Ashhhlehhh
Ah Yang
Cyndi
Jenny-furr

I'm keeping each and every one of you in my prayers 8'D

2009-07-22T20:55:00.006+08:00

[NEWS] 090325 Xiah Junsu is Simply The Best
Posted by { ling } at Thursday, March 26, 2009

"Xiah Junsu Best,TaeYeon and SunYe Comparable, Huh YoungSeng, DaeSung, RyeoWook Acceptable".

The April issue of men's fashion magazine "Arena" judged the talents of the main vocals of idol groups. Group Dong Bang Shin Gi's Xiah JunSu received the highest praise, SoNyuhShiDae's TaeYeon and Wonder Girls' SunYe were given similar marks. SS501's Huh YoungSeng and Big Bang's DaeSung, Super Junior's RyeoWook received the lowest marks.

The judging was done by singer Kim YunWoo, pop music critic Cha WooJin, and M.Net's Park ChanWook PD. The three said of Xiah JunSu's voice, "The reason why his vocal does not exceptionally stand out is because of DongBangShinGi's songs," and "He is a commendable vocalist who we feel sorry to label as an idol singer." Kim YunWoo said, "He gives a nice feel of having talent as well as having received much training."

Although not as skilled in comparison with Xiah JunSu, Shinee's JongHyun received positive feedback. They stated, "He is a singer whose next step we are anticipating more than his current stand," and "JongHyun's vocals is one of the reasons why Shinee succeeded."

TaeYeon and SunYe, who are receiving much interest and attention as members of rival groups Soh Nyuh Shi Dae and Wonder Girls, received positive criticism. They said of TaeYeon, "She knows how to cover up her weaknesses well," and "She has a plain tone but has an ability to make it noticeable. You can say she has fox-like vocals."

Of SunYe they said, "She has the most mature voice out of the Wonder Girls and she utilizes good breathing technique and intuitively matches the her singing to each song."

Xiah JunSu's, JongHyun's, and TaeYeon's high marks are largely due to SM Entertainment's strict vocal training. With H.O.T., SM created symbolic first-generation idol groups with the focus on their outward appearances, but strove hard to find idol singers with skills.

The strong opinion on BoA and Xiah JunSu is that they, at the very least, have surpassed the level of idol singers who rely on the power catchy songs. Thanks to composing and lyric-writing, idols brushing past fundamental creational training to turn into soloists is one of SM's methods.

On the other hand, they said of SS501's Huh YoungSeng, "It appears that he has talent, but he is incomplete in effort. The degree to which he is lacking is severe." In comparison with Xiah JunSu, who is a member of what could be seen as rival group DongBangShinGi, he is of average level. They also said of Super Junior's RyeoWook, "He only sings the high parts within Super Junior, he is unable to show personal color," and of Big Bang's DaeSung, "He tends to overconfidently sing high-pitched parts but he needs to grow the power to control such sounds," and gave low marks.
Credits: live laugh love @Soompi
Shared by: teukieca@soompi + ekah_jaejoong @oneTVXQ! + tvxqfever.blogspot.com + gorgeous18
Taken from http://dbsjheaven.blogspot.com/

LIKE, DUH. This is Xiah Junsu we're talking about. Love you plenty, Junsu 8D

2009-07-19T19:51:00.003+08:00

Chinese Fan Account with Junsu
I have a sister whom is a crazy Cassiopeia and she’s studying in Japan. She often get to see TVXQ as they have lots of events in Japan. Recently, she have told me many things about TVXQ when she got home. I’m so jealous to the extent that I’m going crazy and the thing that makes me speechless is……..
One day, it seems to be after TVXQ finished their performance, then my sister squeezed into the crowd and asked for autographs. After seeing Junsu, my sister took out a pen and paper and wrote in Japanese to Junsu, said: “Could you sign for me?”. Junsu lifted his head and smiled to my sister (I want to bang the wall….). Then he said: “Of course, no problem”. And my sister added a sentence, “I’m a Chinese”. At this point of time where Junsu is about to sign for her, he stopped and lifted up his head and look at my sister, said: “Really? You are a Chinese?”. There are lots of people over there and my sister are going to be squeezed out of the crowd. Then Junsu stepped forward and quickly signed for her. Just when he was signing, he murmured and said: “China’s fan, China’s..”.
After finish signing, he actually prepared to return it back to my sister but he took it back and passed to Yoochun who is near him and said: “Micky, sign it, it’s a China’s fan book”. After Yoochun signed it, Junsu look around for awhile, but the other 3 members were squeezed so far away. Junsu finally found my sister in the crowd and apologized and said: “They (Other 3 members) have gone missing, so both of us can only signed for you. If there’s another chance next time, we’ll then sign for you again”. Then he returned the pen and book back to my sister.
The other fans started to squeeze even more ferociously after seeing someone finished signing. My sister said that she could remember very clearly of a move that Junsu does in the crowd because to make things convenient for Junsu to sign, she took the cap of the pen away. A pen without a cap would easily vandalised or drawn onto some things. So when Junsu is returning the pen, in order not to draw onto any fan, he faced the pen tip towards himself. And in order not to poke onto any fan, Junsu covered his hands with the pen and hold onto it. His clothes have been drawn for several times by the rest of the part of the pen that was exposed outside. He then released his hands when my sister stretched out her hands to him.
I’ve totally fall on his demeanour. I even asked my sister why did she still allow Junsu to return her the pen when there are so many people at that moment. My sister replied, “I also didn’t have that intention but he keep looking and finding for me to return the pen, so how can I not taking it back?”.
Actually, my sister is a Yunho’s fan, but she couldn’t find Yunho when she went to get the autographs. She met Junsu instead, and in the end, she was totally being attracted by Junsu’s move……… She keep telling me, “Junsu totally look like an angel whom keep shining that night”……….. I feel so frustrated after listening. Why didn’t I have such chance to meet that good fool whom regarded Chinese as an rare animal?
Please take out with full credits.
Source: DNBN + sotvxq
Translated by: jaesica @tvxqfever.blogspot.com

Junsu oh Junsu, I love you plenty :'D

P/S: Ignore the grammatical errors, I just copied and pasted this off.

2009-07-18T21:55:00.006+08:00

I couldn't resist sharing this:

QUOTE:
If stars’ name appearing in examination papers is not enough to prove the fanaticism of the South Koreans, we also have Kpop names like Dong Bang Shin Ki appearing directly in textbooks.
Kpop does its part in education!
A netizen posted up scans from a English writing book. And in the book, Dong Bang Shin Ki (TVXQ)’s name are used for English writing practice.

//I can't post the pictures, but here's the link.

The names also appeared in practise questions.
“Above all the members, I like Mickey (they actually spelt his name wrongly!) the more” cracks me up much.
Netizens say:
* “So they are expected to increase their English proficiency like that?”
* “Do one book with So Nyeo Shi Dae version! I will pass my TOEIC with full marks!”
* “The hallyu has went into books even!”
* “I want to buy this book”
* “Publisher : SM”
* “This is Dong Bang Shin Ki you are talking about you know!”

8D I FREAKING WANT A TEXTBOOK TOO! MY FAVOURITE PASSAGE WOULD GO:

Xiah Junsu is a member of the famous South Korean boyband, Dong Bang Shin Ki. He is really gorgeous and has a powerful, yet angelic and slightly husky singing voice. His dance moves are the bomb and while charismatic and focused and absolutely dashing on stage, he is in reality an adorable personality, with dorky mess-ups and angelic poses, making him the most bully-prone member of DBSK. He is the shortest of the group and slightly chubby, making him all the more loveable 8DDDD *fangirl squeak* Junsu is also the top baritone of DBSK.

And I see Super Junior's name in there too!! Talk about getting fangirls in Korea to take their studies seriously! Every single one of them would pass with 100%, no doubt about that. And I have this feeling that a So Neo Shin Dae(SNSD) version would go:
Word of the day-Gee!
Word of the following day-Gee Gee!

A really smart move in my opinion, making full use of the fanatic pop culture in South Korea.

BUY ME ONE OF THOSE :D

Anyway, I have a sudden urge to watch Harry Potter! I can't wait for the DVD to be released in Malaysia so I can go home and watch with my family! I practically grew up with the book and not as much as the former, the movies. The series pretty much built the foundation of my language and I took the OWLs Quiz on MSN and got-yeah you're right-full marks. And the quiz was a spazz- it spelt Expecto Patronum wrongly. STUPID SHIZZLER H1N1. I wanna watch I don't care.

More news:
Junsu went to support Super Show II with SNSD and Shinee!
and that was today! Omg I was sitting in front of my laptop spazzing about Lit project and Junsu was cheering for SuJu :'D OMGOMGOMG JUNSU YOU LOVEABLE DOPHIN <33333

World Asia Hottest Artists 2009-DBSK No.1 with >50 million votes!
And SuJu right behind with >25 million votes :D 2 of my favourite boybands :DDDD

Omg I love this blog 8D dbsknights.bs.com!

2009-07-18T13:10:00.002+08:00

I have this sudden urge to binge on chocolate.

There is absoutely nothing to do right now, except finish my portion of the Literature Themes project. Yeah I know I should be getting down to work since Jenn wants it by today, but I just can't bring myself to start. And I don't know where and how to start either.

About 3 more hours before I have to leave for a long tiring trip to East Coast with my bulging green backpack and a wrapped present in my arms.

Can someone stop H1N1 and let me go watch Harry Potter?

2009-07-17T18:57:00.002+08:00

I really have no idea what to blog about.